This is The Story of a Car
Duck tape works wonders on everything. It's good for fixing paper mache', repairing a tear in metal, putting ducting together, making clothes, repairing relationships, and just about anything. It proves to be the strongest material on earth. You learn this when a peice comes unwrapped from the wheel, sticks itself to the road, seals itself in place, and causes the car to go into several spins uncomfortably towards the left, after which, the tape disengages from the road and causes you and your million pound car to roll over about 17 times.
When the firemen arrive with their jaws of life, they can't pry open the car because it's made of steel reinforced steel with a titanium coating with steel plated steel. The engine starts leaking fuel at an uncontrollable rate, and one of your spark plugs ignite turning you and your shitty car into a neutron bomb mushroom cloud the size of Seattle.
When the firemen arrive with their jaws of life, they can't pry open the car because it's made of steel reinforced steel with a titanium coating with steel plated steel. The engine starts leaking fuel at an uncontrollable rate, and one of your spark plugs ignite turning you and your shitty car into a neutron bomb mushroom cloud the size of Seattle.
