Hall of Infinite Doors

You catch your second wind, and out of survival instincts the child in your arms grips to your chest closely and pulls closer. This feels good, but has an ill effect on your running ability. It now looks like you have a third leg.

You are within 30 meters of your car, as you are tackled from the side. The girl goes spiraling from your arms and lands with a damp sound. Someone is shouting in your ear and is pressing your face into the dirt of the park.

This is game over for you. Your bold move allowed you to get caught in the act with many witnesses. It is doubtful you will stand up to any set of jurors.
End Of Story