Government

You fart. Wow. What a sophisticated sense of humour you have. Just for that I'm going to make you die. You feel giddy...your head begins to hurt...you feel the pain increasing...your head is throbbing with incredible pain...as the pain reaches a climax, both of your arms explode. Then your legs explode. Then your torso. Your head is the last to explode. GOT YOU THERE DIDN'T I!
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