Love Spank

Mary's blush deepens. "You move awfully fast, don't you?"

You shrug and smile confidently.

Mary takes a step towards you. "Well, you should know that I'm not that easy."

Your smile fades a bit.

Mary takes another step towards you. "And I don't appreciate being treated like a slut!" With that rears back and slaps you hard across the face.

You take your shower and the rest of the day goes uneventfully. In your dreams that night, you hear an ethereal voice over the sound of a gentle beach.

"What do you think you were doing? Mary Finnegan may have a temper, but she's a gentle soul. You were supposed to court her first you idiot. You really messed this up. You'll never find love. Never."


You Lose.
End Of Story