Hall of Infinite Doors

You pull out of parking place as casually as you can and go at a reasonable speed to throw off the police. The don't seem to fall for it, and point and shout. You need to get out of here. You speed up and it looks like you're going to escape. Abash! The police set up spikes in the road and your car halts inside them.

You spend the next 31 years in prison and 8 years after that under house arrest. You lose.