Sanity Killer

It is too late, your soul is bound to it and you are forced to, through the power of voodoo (who do? You do! ...Oh shut up. No really shut up! I don't care if that was lame! Oh really? Huh? Watch this, buddy!) and as it wakes up, it kills you for talking back to the author. (Hahaha.... wait, you didn't say anything? Whoops... sorry, man.)
End Of Story