Survive a day in school

She laughs. "Come on, come on, let's get down to buisness." The more you work, the more positive you are that she's starting to like you. You finally say "Ya know, sex is a lot like math. You add the clothes, subtract the bed, divide the legs and pray you don't multiply." She laughs and you can tell she's getting turned on. Finally she can't take it and jumps on you. You two have wild sex all night, but end up contracting just about every disease in the book. Turns out she's only PART time teacher. The other amount of the time she screws messed up guys.

Your Rank is MASTER STD
End Of Story