Survive a day in school

You slam your foot onto the gas pedal and hightail it. Soon the police are shooting at you. You doubt you can explain to your mom why bullet holes are in the trunk. They cut you off, and panicked you head for the only exit- the drawbridge. It begins to go up, and you put the pedal to the metal (literally) to try and jump it. Unfortunately, by the time you reach the top you barely have enough momentum to topple over- which is exactly what you do. You plummet into the river, dropping deeper and deeper... luckily your windows are closed, but that doesn't help much. It also doesn't make it any better that the car doors are locked either. You take a chance and pull at the lock, then push on the door. It's stuck. You try all four doors. You are locked in.

-In the future-
"Hey, bob! Check this out!"
"Wow, a skeleton of a kid in one of those ancient vehicles. Cars were they?"
"Yeah, scientists would pay for a relic like this. We're going to be rich!"
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