Sanity Killer

You are chopped into millions of pieces, baked into a stew and served to the president. He dies of food poisoning and your remains are put under arrest- you sit the rest of your days as a human-pie in prison. Well at least you did one great service to your country. You became the first human pie and killed the president! Err... yeah. Considering you're dead, I doubt you can hear this. -talking fades away-