When I wasn't looking...

I bend down and kiss her on the lips. Her eyes widen in surprise, then she pulls away. Then suddenly her head comes forward and her forehead connects with the bridge of my nose. I loosen my grip in pain and surprise.

With a shout of triumph Amanda breaks free, then gives me a swift kick in the groin for good measure.

I am arrested for sexual harrassment and go to jail for the rest of my life.