Sanity Killer

You run in through the front door like a moron. The alarms go off, the guards catch you and question your motives. When you tell them who put you up to it, they go into a laughing fit for around 15 minutes and then lock you up for seven days, thinking you're just a stupid kid. After seven days, you are tried in court. Elmo is the judge, and when you explain that he put you up to it, they angrily yell at you for accusing such a childs idol. You spend your life waiting for your sentence to be carried out, until Elmo comes in with a ticklegun. That's what it says on the side. When you call the guards for help, you see them simply lying on the ground, laughing uncontrollably. Elmo lifts the gun. Damn, this furball is good.