When I wasn't looking...

"You pervert!!!" Sara slaps me across the face.

"What's all this commotion about?" Mr. Dewfas shouts angrily.

"He has hundreds of porno sites bookmarked!! I doubt he ever does any work here at all!! He's just a sick, perverted... sicko pervert!!" Sara shouts, almost hysterically. "I can't work with someone like him!!"

"You won't have to worry about that. Hey you!" Mr. Dewfas points to me. "YOU'RE FIRED!!" He grabs the back of my shirt with both hands, lifts me off me feet, and hauls me to the front door.

"Sara, you want to do the honors?" Mr. Dewfas asked, nodding towards my behind. Sara smiles and gave me a great boot that sent me flying down the stairs and rolling across the parking lot. They both laugh and walk back inside.

Well, at least I helped Sara get off to a good start with the new boss. But for me, this is... THE END
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