Sanity Killer
You are stopped short by an embrace of fuzzy fur. Even though it is loose as all hell, you cannot break free. Your mind slowly begins to break, piece by piece turning to love and joy. You eventually get out, and the first thing you do is run around screaming "I LOVE YOU! YOU LOVE ME! WE'RE A HAPPY FAMILY!" You are arrested and put in prison for things you do after that, which your twisted mind believes are right. One of which includes trying to convince a police officer that he should be part of your family. When he objects, you kill him. Yeah, so uh... moral of the story, don't turn your back on something that happy.