Sanity Killer

Good choice. No, seriously, have you seen Barney? Do those kids look happy? Well they're not. No, no, no. Barney threatens their life if they don't perform. And here you're doing it willingly! You spend the rest of your life laughed at by the media and public for being the only -insert age here- old -insert sex here- to be in the Barney show.
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