Sanity Killer

You throw a bottle from a nearby shelf down the hallway. Like an idiot, Barney turns and walks towards the sound.
"Hey Elmo!" You say happily.
"HI! You look nice, want to be my friend?"
"Sure! First do you know a way out of here?"
"Why?"
"Because I need to get out."
"But it's happy here."
The conversation goes on for at least a half hour as Barney looks for the source of the sound, until Elmos face grows dark and he leaps on you, attacking you viciously. He keeps demanding money from you, telling you you owe him. Eventually he gets fed up and calls Barney over. Barney jumps on you and all goes purple. Forever.
End Of Story