Sanity Killer
You turn around, screeching a high pitched warcry. "IEYAIYAIYAIYAI!" Barney looks at you and holds out his arms for a hug. You jump onto him and rip off his fur, causing his demonic skin beneath to be revealed. Soon you face a large skeleton, the plastic eyes the only hint of its former self. It lifts up its claw and chops you in two. But hey, at least now the world knows what Barney really is. Good job!