Sanity Killer

You jump on Elmo. Surprised, he falls back. Unfortunately, the chaos has you blinded to the fact that you are on a tall cliff. Why? Don't ask me. It's a random story. Be prepared for random happenings. Space aliens, flying cheese pizzas... next time, know the power of the random. You fall down the cliff, Elmo laughing all the way. Because he felt like it, the author made the cliff an infinite drop. You die from lack of oxygen while Elmo simply laughs cutely, loved by his fans.
End Of Story