Sanity Killer

He looks at you thoughtfully. Unfortunately, as Elmo does not have a brain and is filled with sugar coated marshmallows (red marshmallows) instead, he takes this as an insult and jumps onto you. In the morning they find your body in the street, covered in red paint... with a sign 'Tickle Me Elmo: BEWARE, WE ARE NOT DOLLS ANYMORE' on your chest.
End Of Story