Hall of Infinite Doors

You devise a brilliant idea to create a thread purely for raising post count and forum rank. Surely no one has ever thought of that before. You soon set off a flood preventer and are given a message saying you must wait fifteen minutes before posting again. By the time your ability to post returns and admin puts, "This is the least creative way I have seen to raise post count ever" and then proceeds to give you a permanent IP ban. No one likes flooders and spammers!

FAILURE