Hall of Infinite Doors
Satan: Congratulations, you found me. Few have come this far. To overcome the obstacles of the most twisted thinking, you are truly a person of interest.
I like talking to POIs, they give me good ideas. If you don't please me, I'll burn you alive. If you do, I'll burn you alive anyway.
You'll never get the Key Out of Hell. For one, I don't ever use it, and I have no idea where it's got to. To be honest, I regret ever having it made. It was one of those good PR things I did back when I thought we could recreate heaven. Well, everyone knows how THAT turned out. But you'll never find it. I had Hephaestus imbue it with unfindability. That guy needs to lighten up. Just because I thought the DEMON SWORD he made me was slightly top-heavy doesn't I'm not his friend any more. I just think the POMMEL OF DEATH needed a bigger skull in it.
I know he's got bigger skulls in one of his stashes. Greedy blacksmith. As for you. I banish you from my presence. I'm about to go on vacation and I don't want to deal with any POIs right now.
[You burn alive for 666 years)
I like talking to POIs, they give me good ideas. If you don't please me, I'll burn you alive. If you do, I'll burn you alive anyway.
You'll never get the Key Out of Hell. For one, I don't ever use it, and I have no idea where it's got to. To be honest, I regret ever having it made. It was one of those good PR things I did back when I thought we could recreate heaven. Well, everyone knows how THAT turned out. But you'll never find it. I had Hephaestus imbue it with unfindability. That guy needs to lighten up. Just because I thought the DEMON SWORD he made me was slightly top-heavy doesn't I'm not his friend any more. I just think the POMMEL OF DEATH needed a bigger skull in it.
I know he's got bigger skulls in one of his stashes. Greedy blacksmith. As for you. I banish you from my presence. I'm about to go on vacation and I don't want to deal with any POIs right now.
[You burn alive for 666 years)
