Hall of Infinite Doors

"I challenge thee to a fair combat!" you shout upwards, draw your sword, and point it at the two giant men.

"AAAAWWWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAW!!" The two giants clap each other on the back as they almost laugh out their lungs.

"I accept your challenge, little runt!" the larger of the two giants steps forward and smiles evily at you.

"Right then!" you yell back, sounding alot braver than you feel, "Throw down a rope and let me up!"

"Meeshoc!" the large giant turns his head and looks at the other, "Go get a rope from the sack."

"I forgot we had one..." Meeshoc mumbles as he fishes a large coil of rope out of their travelling sack.

In only a few minutes you are standing at the edge of the chasm again. Unfortunately, you are also standing next to two enormous, vicious and ferocious man-eating monsters.

"Alright," says Meeshoc, "First one to get squished loses."

The larger giant gives you a nasty grin and reaches for a huge leg bone, brandishing it as a club. You point your small little sword meekly at his chest.

"LET'S GET READY TO RUUUUMBLE!" Meeshoc roars.

You did your best. You fought pretty well, actually, considering the situation you were in. But in the end you became only a pasted stain on the ground.
End Of Story