Steve-The Text Adventure; Table of Contents and Previously Ons
Chapter 2:
Previously on Steve, we met Steve, a mild mannered guy who just happened to wake up on his best bud, Robbie's coach. Luckily for Steve, he still had his trusty blue Hawaiian shirt, part cloth, part life companion. After attempting to speak to Robbie but being turned away because he was "Busy" in his room, you move out to the patio, where you find your other friend Burger quietly meditating. So of course being the very best friend you can be, you startle the hell out of him. Screwing something up in the space time fabric of reality and unleashing a door to hell. As most doors to hell generally do, this one spews out demons. After fighting them for a few minutes, you and Burger grab Robbie and take him to your beige 2000 Toyota corolla car named "Norman". Your car then proceeds to put up a shield of light and then strike down a nearby demon, saving you and your friends' collective ass. In response, they blow up Robbie's apartment. This annoys you because you know, you had stuff in there. Anyways you all hop in him and drive south.
Chapter 3:
On your travels south, you come upon a Volvo, broken down on the side of the road. A mysterious battle weary woman stands beside it. Depending on how much of a dick you choose Steve to be, you either impress her with your kindness or convince her to violate Robbie, either way, after a few mysterious moments, she leaves and you drive on. A while later, you decide on where to drive towards, you first choose Margaritaville but have to change because you realize it is actually not real. You settle on Disneyland because it's the happiest place on earth. However moments later, Michael Tucker and Derek Bradshaw show up in their time traveling Buick and convince you to go to Santa Cruize. Right before rolling into Santa Cruiz, you come upon a Denny's where you stop for some food. You meet a wonderful little angry hairy security leprechaun named Scott Marden who writes wonderful poetry in the parking lot. Later demons throw him through a window in Denny and try to kill you. However the mysterious woman from the Volvo slices them down. She turns out to be a Morman Warrior named Jourdan Lance. And she's been tasked with protecting you. You drive off and arrive in Santa Cruiz.
Previously on Steve, we met Steve, a mild mannered guy who just happened to wake up on his best bud, Robbie's coach. Luckily for Steve, he still had his trusty blue Hawaiian shirt, part cloth, part life companion. After attempting to speak to Robbie but being turned away because he was "Busy" in his room, you move out to the patio, where you find your other friend Burger quietly meditating. So of course being the very best friend you can be, you startle the hell out of him. Screwing something up in the space time fabric of reality and unleashing a door to hell. As most doors to hell generally do, this one spews out demons. After fighting them for a few minutes, you and Burger grab Robbie and take him to your beige 2000 Toyota corolla car named "Norman". Your car then proceeds to put up a shield of light and then strike down a nearby demon, saving you and your friends' collective ass. In response, they blow up Robbie's apartment. This annoys you because you know, you had stuff in there. Anyways you all hop in him and drive south.
Chapter 3:
On your travels south, you come upon a Volvo, broken down on the side of the road. A mysterious battle weary woman stands beside it. Depending on how much of a dick you choose Steve to be, you either impress her with your kindness or convince her to violate Robbie, either way, after a few mysterious moments, she leaves and you drive on. A while later, you decide on where to drive towards, you first choose Margaritaville but have to change because you realize it is actually not real. You settle on Disneyland because it's the happiest place on earth. However moments later, Michael Tucker and Derek Bradshaw show up in their time traveling Buick and convince you to go to Santa Cruize. Right before rolling into Santa Cruiz, you come upon a Denny's where you stop for some food. You meet a wonderful little angry hairy security leprechaun named Scott Marden who writes wonderful poetry in the parking lot. Later demons throw him through a window in Denny and try to kill you. However the mysterious woman from the Volvo slices them down. She turns out to be a Morman Warrior named Jourdan Lance. And she's been tasked with protecting you. You drive off and arrive in Santa Cruiz.
