Hall of Infinite Doors

"Hey, what are you trying to pull? I can have you driven home, bud. It's about time you left because you are getting on my nerves." A car pulls into the park on the other side. The child exclaims it is his dad and one of the police officers walk him over. You slump into your car, defeated. Damn officers. They ruined a perfect target. He was yours.

You lose!