Hall of Infinite Doors
You sit through all four hours of the movie. All the scenes they added in were pointless worthless dialouge and over the course of the movie you contemplate suicide seven times. By the time it is over you decide you have to go over to the lab and hopefully the monster is big enough at this point that it will tear you to shreds. You head over, the time being 4:30 PM. When you get to your neighbors lab you see something horrific beyond description. This monster is so hideous... why did you let it grow for this long! It consumes your soul and utterly destroys you.