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Hall of Infinite Doors

The game of solitare bores you so much you lose the ability to procrastinate any longer and decide to head over to your neighbors house and kill whatever it is that is growing in his lab. By the time you get there it is 1:20 PM. Only took you an hour and twenty minutes , not bad. You see inside the lab on the floor and angry looking little blob. You do with it what you do with your jizz after a good wank session. Wipe it up with a tissue and throw it out. Looks like this ended anticlimatically because your powers of procastination are deplorable.
End Of Story