Hall of Infinite Doors

You hire Robert. Within a week his personality has eclipsed your own. He's dashing and popular. Everyone likes him. In a couple weeks human resources decides to hire a full time office manager. Sadly, they decide to let you go.

Robert gives you a warm handshake as you go. "Well, those are the breaks. Best wishes to you, man."

The sad thing is that you know he's sincere.