Hall of Infinite Doors

Bob barker jumps out if the closet, screaming like a Gremlin, dripping in primordial ooze....to your horror, you realized he materialized in the toilet; the one YOU JUST USED!

BOB BARKER IS A MUTANT TERD!

He clobbers you and pees on your chest, laughing manically as he begins show dancing with his "Barker Babes"

THE END!