Hall of Infinite Doors
The creature begins to laugh, a high-pitched crackly laughter which hurts your eardrums. "So, you are male, are you? Excellent. I am bound to the laws of chivalry, making my magics ineffective against the fairer sex. But you are not the fairer sex, and I shall twist you to my will!"
At this point, the figure laughs again. "You see, the skin on the flesh door is starting to rot. I really wish we could find a good taxidermist around here, but nooo... So I'm gonna use you to change it out. Heck, while I'm at it, I think that bone door's becoming a bit stale. The bottom left corner might need replacing...I think your shin bones will do nicely..."
The figure probably said more, but by this point...you're dead.
At this point, the figure laughs again. "You see, the skin on the flesh door is starting to rot. I really wish we could find a good taxidermist around here, but nooo... So I'm gonna use you to change it out. Heck, while I'm at it, I think that bone door's becoming a bit stale. The bottom left corner might need replacing...I think your shin bones will do nicely..."
The figure probably said more, but by this point...you're dead.
