Hall of Infinite Doors

Why don't red lights ever change? You wait patiently. It is a good thing you did not run the red light. A car that looks as though it was speeding whizzed past at blinding speeds from around the blind corner. More cars keep coming. Shit. The red sports car pulls up behind you. He probably has your license plate number now. There is no true way to escape at this point. Prison is your final destination. You lose.