Hall of Infinite Doors

Your van does not stop for the red light, and pulls into the middle of the intersection. SLAM! Your body is jerked left. It seems a car hit your van and the van is now partially turned around. The air bags did not expand. How are cars safe? You seem to be fine, but you don't know about the child. You try to restart your car, but the engine isn't giving. A bright red sports car pull up next to your car. Damn. You lose. You damaged your non-descript van, was caught by the father, and will probably be put in jail for running a red light. That was in jest, of course. You kidnapped a child. You are going to prison. You lose.