Hall of Infinite Doors

You fold his arms across his chest with one arm and grab one of the flailing legs with the other. You shove his body in sideways among the junk you have in your van. You close and lock the door, and get into the driver's seat. You can hear his silent sobs and wimpers in the back of your van, but hey, he doesn't need to be happy about it. The fact is that you just landed yourself a prize. You know you are going to have a great night tonight.