Hall of Infinite Doors

You proceed to enter the kitchen and start gorging yourself with fatty foods. You eat the rest of your left over chinese food, several chicken drumsticks, a half gallon of Bryer's cookies and cream ice cream, a bowl of popcorn, a gallon of spoiled milk, a water melon, a cat, the stuff caught in the kitchen drain, a container of cottage cheese, custard, jello, a bowl of reeces pieces, a twinkie-dog, a sweater to give you the fiber to pass all the crap you are consuming, the rats that made a nest in the oven you don't know how to use, an ant trap, a plant, a rock, a can of tomato paste, a gallon of corn oil, crisco, a stick of butter, a jar of peanut butter, a slim fast meal bar, and then you have a heart attack and die. No one cares.