Hall of Infinite Doors

You realize you deathly allergic to feathers and you start wheezing. You cough and get nauseous. The door keeper comes and yells incoherently at you, some of it sounds like, "IDIOT, BI***!!". You fall on the floor hacking and spitting. The door keeper starts to beat the s*** out of you by kicking you. You die slowly from internal bleeding and several broken ribs.
End Of Story