Training: A relatively good story afloat in an ocean of poorly thought out incoherent fiction

I cannot enter Nirvana yet, not while there is still suffering in this world. I pledge not to enter Nirvana while there is still even one unenlightened soul left on this Earth.

*And so our hero embarks on his quest to save humanity, and break for all living creatures the cycle of death and reincarnation. Eventually our hero is successful (of course), and then enters Nirvana himself.*

*(Proper music to listen to right now is the interlude from Final Fantasy II(IV Jap.). You know, that theme that played when Cecil became a light warrior...or maybe it was earlier, I can't remember. Anyways, it was that one that played when there was the still shot of a castle, and some text was going across the screen. Try to find it on KaZaA or something. What do you mean you don't remember that part of the game? You mean you haven't even played it before? Sheesh...Anyways, this is the best possible ending to this story. Why are you still here, you want a cookie or something for saving humanity? Well, this story really was just made up on the spot to try to get the feel of this site. I didn't really think ahead to a prize. Well, here's a website I found earlier, an online novel. Photorealistic pictures, music, good story line (I hope). Looks like it'll be good when released; free too. http://www.aveara.com/ Hope you enjoy your prize, and my story too. I think there's a feature on this site that lets you send me messages. After all I've done for you, what with the free story and link to more free story and all, it wouldn't be too much trouble to drop me a line and let me know that someone out there actually read this? Thanks.)*

(Hah, you thought I'd forget that closing asteriks. It didn't occur to you? What do you mean I'm being too presumptuous in answering questions that I couldn't possibly know you're asking? Well, I can at least presume you'll appreciate the irony in that last statement.)
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