The Mold

Bears can't swim, right? You decide you are safer in the strong current than you are with this bear and jump back into the stream. It turns out that bears hunt for fish in streams regularly. The bear lazily wades into the stream completely undaunted by the current and with one paw snatches you out of the water and proceeds to have itself a Eugene snack. All you managed to do was make yourself look like an appetizing jumbo sized fish to this hungry beast.