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Lesbian Strike

You continue to watch and your TV cuts off. what the hell? you think as you constantly press the power button on your remote. Too bad you don't see that lesbian in your window with a Hyper Rocket Launcher pointed at you. You continue beating and hitting your remote against the arm of your couch until you hear ssssss flaaaahhh BOOOOOOOOM! You're Dead
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