THE ROAD TO NO WHERE

You make out with him cause you know after this stunt he'll help you. Getting up you see that you are no longer on the bus or anywhere near it. Instead you are in some sort of hospital.

"What happened?" You asked the dazed man. "Where am I?"

"You see, the smoke from your vehicle, alerted officials of the accident and rescued you and the others."

Suddenly you feel highly embarrased from kissing the ape-man. Sitting up you see your friend, who got the snake bite. He is looking at you with amusement.

"Guess what." He said, "I'm going to live."

"Moron." You mutter. Inwardly you are jumping for joy, that yes you are alive.
End Of Story