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Interdimensional Traveler

"Well then, you must have a secret desire to assassinate me, if you say someone else wanted to...Get this piece of s*** out of here..."

"Yes, Ms. President," the secret service agents reply.

You are dragged out of the Presidential building and taken to a back alley, where the Secret Service agents shoot you in the head. That night, on the evening news, you become famous for 15 minutes as some crazy Pauly Shore sympathist who tried to assassinate the President.
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