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Interdimensional Traveler

You just can't resist eating a Big Mac in another dimension...you are already excited because it comes on a special kind of sesame seed bun that has green, blue, and even purple fuzz all over the bun...

You take a bite, and it tastes like crap, but you figure you've got to eat, and this may be the only food around for miles. The beef on the burger also has some sort of weird fuzz on it, and tastes really bad.

You eat the whole Big Mac, and six hours later, YOU DIE OF FOOD POISONING!!!
End Of Story