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Interdimensional Traveler

Talk about stabbing someone in the back!

But that's okay, Pauly Shore was a crappy President anyway...

You realize that the USA is much better off with Summer Glau as President, and decide to leave well enough alone.

Pauly Shore attempts to have you killed, but that results in terrible consequences for him. The Department of Corrections is pretty brutal in this dimension...
End Of Story