The Great Adventure of Aaron Appelapolous
You skip merrily off into the forest, and immediately come across a small gnome.
"Hello fella," you greet him, "What's your name?"
"Ahh, go play on the freeway, ye stupid pansy." The gnome mutters and continues picking mushrooms.
You frown a bit, but your reslove is strong and you are determined to get to know the gnome. "You wanna come on a quest with me?"
"No."
"C'mooon, it'll be fun!"
"I hate you."
"I'll let you ride on the donkey first!"
"Shut up."
"We'll be best pals for life! We'll be famous adventurers, and live off the land and defeat all evil and earn magical items and fight goblins and rescue damsels and ride horses and win tounaments and slay dragons and..."
You are abruptly interrupted as the gnome picks you up and throws you over a nearby cliff.
"Hello fella," you greet him, "What's your name?"
"Ahh, go play on the freeway, ye stupid pansy." The gnome mutters and continues picking mushrooms.
You frown a bit, but your reslove is strong and you are determined to get to know the gnome. "You wanna come on a quest with me?"
"No."
"C'mooon, it'll be fun!"
"I hate you."
"I'll let you ride on the donkey first!"
"Shut up."
"We'll be best pals for life! We'll be famous adventurers, and live off the land and defeat all evil and earn magical items and fight goblins and rescue damsels and ride horses and win tounaments and slay dragons and..."
You are abruptly interrupted as the gnome picks you up and throws you over a nearby cliff.
