Rockstar

You go back to bed.....
You're awakened by a knock at your door. Its the maid.
"Ohh shit!," you say.
"What is it?" she asks.
"Nothing dont worry about it"
"Um..." she studders "okay."
"What time is it?"
"Time to die!" she screams.
"What the hell!?!"
She pulls out magnum from the towels she's holding.
"Shit"
Your dead. Turns out she worked for the Triads. Guess being a rockstar is hard after all.

The End.