Extend the Story - Add a Room

Maybe the police will listen to you now. You walk up to them and interrupt thier proceedings. "Please stand back, this is official police business."

"I know," You say, "But there's something I think you should see before you arrest this man."

"What's that?" The officer asks you.

"Come with me." You say.

The officer shakes his head. "Do I look dumb to you?" You don't answer, figuring your response could probably get you into alot of trouble. "We are arresting this man. You need to go about your business and stop disrupting the crime scene before you land yourself in a cell beside this hill-jack bastard."

If only this stupid cop would listen to you. Even for a second. If he could see the ninja body in your yard he would understand. What a crock of shit! Maybe if you tell him there's a dead body in your yard that may be related to the suspect they'll listen.

Tell them about the body, but don't mention that it's a ninja. That's just asking to be dismissed.