Love SICK

Well if you're in trouble, you're in trouble, might as well continue what you're doing.

"Hey baby! How are you?" you say getting ready to put the fish hooks into the man's eyelids.
"I'm very tired and I had a hard day." Sis replies
"Yeah, I know the feeling, I was working on a poem for you, and THESE fucktards, interrupted me."
"Hm, so you didn't finish it?"
"No, but I almost did, I'll give it to you tomorrow…"
"AAAAAAAAAGH! NO! STOP!" the man screams.
"Just as well, I'm a little too tired to appreciate it right now anyway, but I want it finished by tomorrow!"
"Oh you got my word on that baby!" you say and jam the hooks in the lower lids which results in more screaming.
"Okay well I'm going to bed. Remember to eat something; I know you can get really focused when you do this sort of thing."
"Will do sis." You say as she kisses you on the cheek and goes upstairs.

As you continue to torture the shit out of your religious patient, you think how lucky you are to have such an understanding woman. You just thought of how to finish up your poem, you'll comment on her accepting nature.

"AAAGH! NO STOP! PLEASE! THE PAIN IS UNBEARABLE!"

Yes, you certainly are a lucky lucky man you think.
End Of Story