The Slasher is comming for YOU
You see the screen filled with the creepy babbling teletubies. You scream loudly.
"Big Hug." The teletubies say. You feel like your going to be sick. Suddenly the killer pops up from behind a tree and stabs Tinky-Winky.
"That's for distracting people from my telemarketing you queer."
"Hey!" You yell at the killer. " I thought you were after me."
"Oh where are my manners" The killer says. The knife goes through teh TV and impales you.
"Big Hug." The teletubies say. You feel like your going to be sick. Suddenly the killer pops up from behind a tree and stabs Tinky-Winky.
"That's for distracting people from my telemarketing you queer."
"Hey!" You yell at the killer. " I thought you were after me."
"Oh where are my manners" The killer says. The knife goes through teh TV and impales you.
