Extend the Story - Add a Room

You are REALLY stupid. These are unarmed kids up against crazed Muslims.

Needless to say, your forces are obliterated. But no. You don't give up. You are of the holy line of Christ, after all. And Christians always beat Muslims (except for every time).

You send your pet rocks in to the city of Jerusalem. And since the most holy Dome of the Rock is in Jerusalem, your stones are given a holy aura. They hop into Jeusalem and kill everyone!

Yeah, you did it, you did it! Congratualtions! And you have the ChristKnife! You use it to kill everyone on earth (except you naturally).

Now that you are the only person left, everything is getting a little boring. Plus, your loins are about to explode! What do you do, horny man?

Have sex with a chimpanzee.