Extend the Story - Add a Room

"Hell no, I'm not sleeping with you, You're like 1200 years old!"

"I hope it wouldn't come to this," says Mary, as a drum roll starts.

"You are going to have to-LEAVE! Get away from me now!"

Man, she didn't take that well. And d---, you just missed out on an awesome opportunity. You two might even have produced demi-gods that could invent a round object that could roll!

Ah well. You go back in your house to take a piss. It's black! You look in the mirror: you're black! And not brown like a black man, totally black.

Well, this is what you get for defying Mary. What do you do?

Go steal something as you'll blend in.