Extend the Story - Add a Room

We'll give you some privacy with Mary. Man was that good...she really knows what to do!

Anyway, you wake up the next morning feeling that you should stop searching for the ChristKnife and settle down with your new girlfriend.

"Should we...express our love again?" you ask.

"No, that was a one-night stand." Dammit. "Plus, I will now tell you where the ChristKnife is."

From somewhere in the woods, a drum roll sounds. "It's right behind you. In the hands of my son."

You whip your body around. S---! It's Jesus! And he's got the ChristKnife in his hand!

"You had sex with my wife (and mother)! Now you die!"

Usually,it's not a very good idea to battle the divine, but you need Mary and that Knife. How do you combat Jesus?

You don't. Instead, when he attacks, you "turn the other cheek."