On My Way To School

You run out the back door assuring that your mom doesn't see you. You walk around town for two more hours and finally decide to go home. When you arrive home your mom says "Hi, how was school today" and you reply "it was okay". She stares at you and picks up you bookbag and says "you didn't go to school today because when I came home this was on the floor". You are caught and in serious trouble . Your mom punishes you by grounding you for 6 months and rescinding your weekly pay for doing chores.
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