A Walk in the Woods

You attempt and politely refuse their offer, but the faeries go wild on you. Apparantly there's a faery law about turning down hospitality. Too bad for you.

The faeries flit madly around your, darting in and out of your clothing, tickling you mercilessly.

You pass out from sheer torture, and wake to find yourself back in your prestigious hotel room, wondering if you imagined it all.